How about "Mostly Ignorant Buyers", which is what he is trolling for to buy his junk on E-bay. Wow a 33 year old Guillows kit with dried out balsa and yellowed brittle plastic parts, but the nasty oily cube of clay is still mushy and is considered a major selling point. That sounds so much better than buying a new one off the hobby shop shelf don't you think?

I can't wait to see the end of the auction when some idiot will probably buy it from this crook at near the price he could have ordered a new one.
Oh and if you contact the bidders and inform them on Ebay it is considered inteferance by Ebay and they can kick you out. Had this happen to a friend that first contacted the seller and Ebay before contacting the highest bidder on an item that was clearly mis-described and was not capatable with the computer system the description said it was. So we know which way Ebay leans.