Holy ****.
Interesting statement there! I'm sure someone can relate, don't worry about MY attitude.
This might be relevant...
I remember stumbling across a company that sold tank kits that were crazy huge. Some like 1/16 or 1/8. They were the size of a large microwave or an apple box. They marketed them as "extremely difficult- only for the extremely experienced."
One thing of note- they were actually detailed precision model kits, not like something you'd scratchbuild.
I'll go see if I can find the site. If nothing else its something to talk about.